In America, I was respected. I helped lead a successful software company, played in bands and even hung out with the occasional celebrity. If what you drive is any indication of your status, oh how the mighty have fallen! It wouldn’t be so bad if it was only a bike but nothing says “not cool” like a sissy bar, bell, and basket. And apparently, Yumi has been in America too long and has forgotten how to ride which leaves my new role as Daddy Taxi.